Tourabbruch wegen abgebrochenen Fingernagel!

Arch Enemy Wuss Out of WMD Tour! 05.02.04 - 10:15PM


In what came as a complete shock to the Machine Head camp, perennial support act Arch Enemy have informed headliners Machine Head that they must pull out of the entire Weapons Of Mass Destruction tour because singer Angela Gossow broke a fingernail which had recently been through a vigorous French manicure.

Citing work visa problems and strained vocals to the media, the troubles began for the German vixen when, upon raising her devil horns for the 349th time during Arch Enemy's bizarre performance at the New England Metal and Hardcore Festival, her fingernail got caught in what could only be described as a metal-horned catastrophe. The members of Machine Head instinctively rushed to her aid, offering her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, after which the ever-benevolent MH boys granted the openers permission to miss a handful of shows while she recovered from what the metal diva claimed was "an extremely painful broken nail". Unfortunately, word came from their management and booking agent today that the nail would need emergency manicuring and that only the best French manicurist in all of Sweden could perform the repair, thus resulting in the bands' inability to complete the entire remainder of the tour.

To the relief of no one in particular, not a single ticket holder asked for a refund.

das is peinlich...un ich meine nich das abbrechen des fingernagels! lol[addsig]

viel zu viel englisch

vorsicht, ironie ;=)

Hoffe ja mal, man erkennt die Ironie

mahine head haben jetzt auch einen gig abgesagt:

MACHINE HEAD: Columbus Show Cancelled, 36 CRAZYFISTS And GOD FORBID To Play On - May 7, 2004

MACHINE HEAD have been forced to cancel tonight's show in Columbus due to problems with frontman Robert Flynn's voice. The following is Flynn's official statement on the matter:

"As embarrassed as I am to say this, I'd like to apologize to all of the MACHINE HEAD fans who came from all over to see the Columbus show tonight. It's all on me, man. My throat is fucked. We nearly pulled Cleveland last night, but I went to a throat doctor yesterday and he jacked me up on steroids, antibiotics, and 12 Ibuprofen, so I pulled through last night. It ain't gonna happen tonight though.

"Brock from 36 CRAZYFISTS caught strep throat a few days back and we're not sure if that's what I have, but I can barely talk, let alone sing. I'm sorry if I let anyone down, it really is a bummer for us, especially in light of all the negativity that's surrounded this tour.

"GOD FORBID and 36 CRAZYFISTS will be playing tonight however, and all remaining dates will go on as scheduled.

"Again, I apologize sincerely, and thank you in advance for your understanding."

mahine head haben jetzt auch einen gig abgesagt:

MACHINE HEAD: Columbus Show Cancelled, 36 CRAZYFISTS And GOD FORBID To Play On - May 7, 2004

MACHINE HEAD have been forced to cancel tonight's show in Columbus due to problems with frontman Robert Flynn's voice. The following is Flynn's official statement on the matter:

"As embarrassed as I am to say this, I'd like to apologize to all of the MACHINE HEAD fans who came from all over to see the Columbus show tonight. It's all on me, man. My throat is fucked. We nearly pulled Cleveland last night, but I went to a throat doctor yesterday and he jacked me up on steroids, antibiotics, and 12 Ibuprofen, so I pulled through last night. It ain't gonna happen tonight though.

"Brock from 36 CRAZYFISTS caught strep throat a few days back and we're not sure if that's what I have, but I can barely talk, let alone sing. I'm sorry if I let anyone down, it really is a bummer for us, especially in light of all the negativity that's surrounded this tour.

"GOD FORBID and 36 CRAZYFISTS will be playing tonight however, and all remaining dates will go on as scheduled.

"Again, I apologize sincerely, and thank you in advance for your understanding."

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